“Was that you?”
“Yes.”
“Just checking.”
“I made bubbles.”
“You sure did.”
“Daddy?”
“Yes?”
“How do you catch a fart?”
“That’s a good question, Ethan. Gee. I don’t know if that’s even humanly possible. We’ll have to check the Internets on that one. What would you do with it if you could catch a fart?”
“Eat it.”