Things I’ve Recently Said to My Kids

“I think you’ve become a Tylenol junkie.”

“Do you want to wear your pimp hat?”

“Bye-bye, pee. Bye-bye, poo.”

“Why don’t you like Radiohead anymore?”

“It’s not okay to hit. We don’t hit in our house. We’re pacifists here. Look at the beard. See?”

“DJ Lance is cool.”

“You guys are acting all coked out like Stephen Stills.”

“Please don’t eat the cat food again.”

“Minnie is, uh, Mickey’s special lady friend.”

“Bye-bye, pee-pee. Bye-bye, poo-poo.”

“Elmo needs a switchblade to the head.”

“Yo.”

“What do you guys have against sleeping in?”

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The Wake-Up Artist

George Saunders remembers David Foster Wallace:

“I don’t know much about Dave’s spiritual life but I see him as a great American Buddhist writer, in the lineage of Whitman and Ginsberg. He was a wake-up artist. That was his work, as I see it, both on the page and off it: he went around waking people up. He was, if this is even a word, a celebrationist, who gave us new respect for the world through his reverence for it, a reverence that manifested as attention, an attention that produced that electrifying, all-chips-in, aware-in-all-directions prose of his.”

More here (keep scrolling; there are many remembrances of other writers who died in the past decade).

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New Story @ Emprise Review

This one is called “Burn Rate.”

It features a hot air balloon ride, classic rock and much, much more.

The rest of the issue looks great, featuring folks like Jen Michalski, Ben Loory, Steve Himmer, and much, much more.

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New Year Linkage

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End of Year Brevity

I planned on writing a long, thoughtful, ruminative post about the year that’s about to end.

Oh well.

The usual culprit (lack of time) has taken care of that.

But I will say this: It has been an extremely tough and challenging, yet rewarding, year. Getting used to life with twins and a four-year-old has been, well, extremely tough and challenging, yet rewarding.

Some days I don’t understand how it all works. I credit my wife with keeping everything afloat. She continues to amaze. As do the kids…


Writing-wise, I was lucky to see a few things published, as well as have my work featured at the New Short Fiction Series (that was a thrill).

As for actual output, though, I don’t have much to show for 2009. This is weighing on me as the year comes to a close. I tend to measure my self-worth via writing. Which is not healthy, I know. New Year’s resolution, perhaps? I’ve never been very good at keeping them…

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