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Talk Like Shakespeare Day

It’s today. To practice, check out the Shakespearean Insulter. Example insult: “Thou bawdy fool-born clotpole!” Methinks if there be a Talk Like a Pirate Day, then why hath there not been a Talk Like Shakespeare Day?

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Half a Century of ‘The Elements of Style’

The famous style guide turns 50, as reported by the New York Times. I liked this bit: “If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers,” Dorothy Parker once wrote, “the second-greatest favor you can do them is … Continue reading

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Kid Quotes of the Day

Henry: “Da-da.” Ethan: “I love melon so badly!” Celia: “Buh-bye.”

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Not Ron Burgundy But…

My very short story “My Anchorman” is now up over at Monkeybicycle. There’s no jazz flute, no Planet of the Apes references, no scotch-scotch-scotch-I-love-scotch dialogue. But there is a stalker. I also have a story in the current issue of … Continue reading

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New Short Fiction Series

Just got some good news: I’ve been selected to have my short stories read as part of the New Short Fiction Series up in L.A. It’s a pretty sweet set-up. Actors read your stories so you don’t have to. I … Continue reading

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