More random quotes from my five-year-old son Ethan (who won’t be five much longer)…
“Everything you see is real. That’s the science term.”
“You can only joke on Chinese New Year.”
“What the heck is a parsnip?”
“Daddy, every day your mind is going blank.”
“Mommy, you’re freaking me out.”
“Mommy, I’m downloading these dinosaurs so I can bring them to life.”
“I wish I lived in the mailbox.”
“I’m going to make a toilet car when I grow up.”
“The Leapster malfunctioned.”
“What is Elvis talking about?”
“Christopher Columbus was the first person ever born.”
“I told you guys Star Wars was real.”
“I want to kill NPR.”