More random quotes from my six-year-old son Ethan…
“The mall is so cool. The mall is everything.”
“Oh stop it you chicken tender.”
“Your head is for banging nails. My head is for looking.”
“Han Solo is a loser.”
“What if my whole name was Ethan Commander Roe?”
“Don’t put it on Facebook.”
“I love Star Wars bigger than this house.”
“You don’t memorize. I memorize.”
“Star Wars is freaking me out.”
“Put it on Facebook.”